He is the truth.

Did you see the go-ahead dinger?

Did you see the laser rocket throw from the warning track?

Did you pay him yet?

Sidenote: The analysts are retaaaarded. They’re like, “derrrrp the Mets are back but the Marlins and Pirates are falling apart!” Ummmm, the Marlins lost Stanton and the Pirates sold at the deadline (I guess because they figured the Cubs & Cards had it this year and are looking to next season). Pay attention, fucktards. This shit ain’t random. The Mets are back because Yo is healthy. It’s not complicated.