Mets 13, Dodgers 7

Is it shocking that Grandy was heroic? No.

Is it shocking that Cespedes hit the ball a bazillion feet at a bazillion mph? No.

Is it shocking that Harvey battled but still isn’t fully recovered from TJ? No.

Is it shocking that our bullpen–other than Familia–blows? No.

Is it shocking that the team listened to me? No. By stomping on the opponent and going up by a shitload, you effectively take the umps and their Hollywood pageantry (re: rigging) out of play. Good job. Just what the doctor ordered. Now clinch.