Hold The Fucking Phone

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Marlins 6, Mets 0

Magic Number stalled at 10.

I get bombarded with commercials for playoff tickets every 10 minutes.

HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE.

WE HAVEN’T CLINCHED SHIT.

WE HAVEN’T WON SHIT.

Take the day off. Shower it off. Even great offensive teams get shut out. The Blue Jays lost to the Braves. The Marlins are always GAME for the Mets. They always treat these series as their World Series, since they have nothing else to play for. Good for them. They spoiled the party. But it’s not 2007 or 2008. They didn’t eliminate us. We’re still in the driver’s seat. Shake it off. Get ready for the Yankees. Our elite pitching should carry us through, but you gotta score more than zero runs.

Stop advertising for fucking playoff shit.

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