Big Sexy Throws a Big Complete Game Shutout

MLB: Milwaukee Brewers at New York Mets

Mets 7, Marlins 0

The Mets prove once again that they are the masters of short memory–of quickly putting a dogshit game behind them. The reason for that is, of course, elite pitching. You’re only as good as your next pitcher, and the Mets have some of the best. Tolo throwing a CGSO shouldn’t come as a surprise to anyone. A behind-the-back flip web gem? No surprise there, either. He’s a cat.

Pray for d’Arnaud–he’s amazin’ when healthy. Pray for Duda and Murph and Cuddy to return. Pray for Matz. Pray for Wright. Pray for the health of this team. Just fucking pray. Because that’s what we have now. Pray. The Mets at full health can compete. Pray for deGrom and the rest of our aces to be able to get some stamina. Just pray.

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