The NL lost the all-star game. DANG! Imagine Game 1 at Shittifield! Dang! DANG DANG DANG! And we’re such contenders, too!

Well, deGrom did everything he could to help the NL. Holy fucking shit. He struck out the side (all swinging) on 10 pitches. None of the hitters (Vogt, Kipnis, Iglesias) even made contact. Chooooof.

So are we officially #TeamDeGrom now instead of #TeamHarvey? I don’t like the idea of splitting them up into teams. They’re both on the same team–#Team5aces and #TeamWastedTalent