Mets 4, DBacks 1

Wow, talk about NUT FLEXING. A day after Matz goes down, the Mets let Thor off the leash.

(Back alley meeting: “We have to show the fans things are ok!! We have to keep lying to them!”)

Fuck them. Disgraceful. I predicted this in the preblow. Unreal. Flexing nuts x a billion. 116 pitches–with a cushy lead. Well, cushy by our standards.

Thor had a monster game, though. Let’s not discount that. I hate the franchise, but I love Thor. Damn. 5 aces. 5 TJs. 2 runs/gm.

Preblow: Today is #HarveyDay. Let’s leave em with a good taste in their mouths before the all-star break, and then let’s all crap out in the 2nd half and get injured and need more surgery and blah blah Pineda is looking healthy blah blah.