Today, the Mets look to win the rubber game at Petco. Dillon Gee takes the hill for the first time since his “injury,” and the Mets will get a glimpse of how this whole 6-man rotation is working out.

Gee is winless on the season (mostly due to a lack of run support). The Mets are opposed by James Shields, who is undefeated. Bruh-oh.

Gee, who hit the DL with a case of the “Sandy Alderson doesn’t know what to do with a surplus of talent,” claimed he was “wasting bullets” in his AAA rehab assignment. I tell my girlfriend the same thing when she wants me to pull out.

As I advised during Spring Training, this is Gee’s shot to get the fuck off this awful team! You could be on the Cubs, or even the Yankees, in a few short weeks if you pitch well. Good luck, Godspeed, Go Gee.