Buddy Carlyle to the DL. It matters.

Our bullpen has been elite, but that’s another fucking injury.

We have the most injuries and each one is to a critical piece of our crumbling pie.

We get injured the most because of the Wilpons Jewing out on both health facilities and a training staff that can keep the team on the field. The Mets can’t even stay on the field with Baby Jeffy threatening the players like he did with Pedro. 

It will take an extra day to replace him since our AAA team is in Vegas. It’s because of the distance, and also probably because they have to pry the guy away from the tables.

The reason we have the Area 51s is because they were the cheapest team available. Jews doing Jew things, as always.