Matt Harvey’s Foot Hurts (He’s Dead)

Big Apple, 3am...
Big Apple, 3am…

Welp, that didn’t take long. Matt Harvey’s dead, everybody!

Blah blah blah Mets say it’s no big deal yada yada he’s been dealing with it etc. etc. aaaaand he’s dead.

They say he’ll make his next start. They say Jose Reyes will be back tomorrow. Metsblow.

P.S. If Harvey’s dead, at least we’ll never have to see him in Yankee pinstripes.

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