Injuryblow: Mets Dead Forever

Please keep the Mets doctors away from me.
Please keep the Mets doctors away from me.

Here are your updates:

Travid d’Arnaud – Out for at least 3 weeks. He will then have his cast/splint/casket removed and will be reevaluated by Dr. Weff Jilpon.

Jerry Blevins – Out for at least 6 weeks. Forever dead.

Vic Black – Has a disk herniation in his neck, which is causing weakness in his triceps/arm. Team says it’s an improvement since his last exam. Read that again. The team actually said that. What a spin! Boy did the team doctors spin that well. Spun it so fast it’ll make your neck herniated.

Jose Reyes – Will return tomorrow. Metsbloooow.

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