Well, the Mets can’t hit for shit. Thankfully, Colon can!

Watch Here: Big Sexy’s RBI Single

Big Sexy. Wow. What a hit! Best hitter on the team. Collins is obsessed with batting his pitchers 8th, but I say put him cleanup.

Great pitching, by the way. And great to see Familia with his 1st totally not-steroids-infused save of the season. We salvaged the last game to go 3-3 on our opening road trip. Now for the home opener. Now for the fences-in Shittifield. Let’s see what we can do.