Does Money Muno have a home run today? Yes.

Does Money Muno have a triple today? Yes.

Does Money Muno read Metsblow? Undoubtedly, yes.

So my motivation was obviously vital, but I won’t take all the credit. I credit Alderson and TC for blindly throwing this no-name into the mix. I credit Latos for being over the hill. And of course, I credit Grapefruit League pitching in general for being dogshit.

Money Muuuuuunnnooo!! Metsblow.