Mets.com just emailed me to let me know the home opener is 3 months away…

Oh the audacity. Oh the rape culture of it all. They’re just casually reminding me to return to the frat house for more sin. And I have to pay? They should be paying us to fill the fucking seats.

I watch every game. From my couch. With my hdtv. On cable. That’s enough $ shelled out to their scam. I’ll pay for a ticket when you pay for a fucking baseball team.