Memba Bartolo? 


I memba! Memba when the Mets said, “It’s fiiiiine. We don’t need him. Wheeler’s back. Matz’s back. Why have a proven veteran Cy Young winner on your team when you totally know that Gsellman and Lugo are the real deal and didn’t just have miracle stretch runs last season?!” I memba! 

Counterpoint: It’s tough to win when you score 1 run per game. Solo dinger, of course.