Postblow: Cubs Already Being Crowned

Cubs 4, Mets 3
Add Bryant, Rizzo, and Castro to the endless list of Metkillers. The talking heads are sucking their sucks so hard.
Did deGrom have another shaky outing? Yes. Did we not to DICK on offense against a dogshit bullpen? Yes. Stop sucking Cubs dick. They’ve got promising young hitting, but it’s more that we blow than anything else. 

Our offense is so fucking anemic.

Is Thor gonna go out there tonight and then be traded for Castro? Maybe. 

Castro made a game-saving play in the 9th that we would never make in a million years. 

Post/Pre MiniBlow

Yuck is Philly a gross city. Such a cheap imitation of NYC.

Well, we beattum 2 outta 3. Job (not) well done. Tejada FLASHED SOME LEATHER and is making a biiiiid! Best SS on the teeeeam! Wow, Ruben! Ruby Tuesday! That walk-up music, too! Na dee naaa na, Rubey Rube Tejaaada.

Yuck is Chicago a gross city. Such a cheap imitation of NYC.

It’s our young pitching vs. their young hitting. Good pitching always beats good hitting and vice versa. They’ve got Lester, then Arrieta, then two (2!!) TBDs. That’s why we have to beattum. We have 5 aces. They have TBDs in their rotation. Nuff said. Tonight is deGrom, tomorrow is Thor’s debut, then Harvey, then Niese. Let’s fucking go. This is the biggest series to date. This is the, “We Were Dogshit Last Year But We’ve Come to Play This Year” Bowl.