Mets win, hooray. Back to back jacks from Jose & Dru. An RBI single from the only guy on the team capable of doing that. Big Sexy was too sexy for ’em. Fam was shaky but kept the shutout in tact.

Did you hear the news? Wright is coming back. Duda is coming back. deGrom, Matz, Lagares…they’re all coming back!

Give me a fucking breeeeeeak in my vertebrae. Let’s rush em back and permanently damage them, yay! Fuckin morons. Maybe we’ll see a guy like deGrom come back from “soreness,” but it shouldn’t be Wright or Duda. That’s gonna hurt.