What? You want midseason grades or something? If you’re on the team*, and your name isn’t Yoenis, do better. If your name IS Yoenis, get healthy. The end.

*I suppose the pitching staff has done damn close to what was expected so far. Time to get tough, though.

P.S. This isn’t news but maaaan can Stanton hit the shit out of the ball. Well deserved derby chip. Praaaaaay for Yo.