Mets 5, Nats 3

Well that was some series, huh? The Mets swept the Nats for the second time in a row. This time it was in Washington. I’ve never seen anything quite like it, except when the Mets are on the other side of it. Three comeback wins in the most demoralizing fashion possible.

Thanks to Mr. Sweptcedes. He’s the greatest player ever. Thanks to Sandy for bringing him here. Now that his contract has been renegotiated, we have more than 5 days after the season to resign him. So instead of the band-aid being ripped right off, we can be disappointed all offseason. Enjoy it while it lasts! I hope the Jewpons recognize that he’s worth infinity dollars in t-shirt sales alone.

For those in Metsblow Nation waiting for the other shoe to drop, here comes Turner Field! We all know it’s HAINTED. So hainted. The Mets better be ready to win in Atlanta, because we sure as fuck never have.

P.S. Depsite the article headline, we haven’t clinched shit yet. Stay fucking focused.