Conforto is up! Conforto is up!

This is undeniably a piece of good news.

NOT SO FAST!

READ BETWEEN THE LINES!

This is really the Mets saying, “we’re not making a trade.” Fucking pathetic.

Meanwhile the Pirates got Aramis Ramirez. Why would we want an inexpensive 3B? We’ve got Soup! And Wright will be back tomorrow!