Mets 7, Nats 2

Ooooh real crazy pinch hitting for deGrom–our best hitter–and getting it done. Woooow. Such a tough decision.

So our ace got it done. We got a W. Now people are talking about how we can win the series. Uhhh, shut the fuck up. Zimmerman is gonna throw a no-no today.

Are we gonna get Parra and Zobrist? Not a chance. The front office likes our team as is. They like the league minimum players that play like they deserve the league minimum just fine. And they like making Cuddy run the bases to further derail his career.

Maybe we’ll trade Montero for Zobrist, and then not re-sign Zobrist. That’d be a real Maverick move.