Diamondbacks 2, Mets 1

1 run! An oppo pop-up by injured Juanny Beisbol that sailed over the fence in the AZ heat and gusting winds. 

1 run! Nice try, guys! Wow! 1! That’s infinitely higher than zero! Wow! Yay! 1! Against the worst pitching in the league! 

Another QS that ends in an L. Yaaaaay!! 

We’re wasting the greatest pitching in team (league?!) history. The futility is shocking and downright impressive. You really have to be a corrosive, pathetic organization from the top-down in order to blow this hard.