Crappy Recap: Winning Streak Ends Due to Yankees/Dark Magic

Yankees 6, Mets 1.

How are the Yankees always a good team? Money? Dark magic? Steroids? Why do the Gods always show them favor? They must be making blood sacrifices. Typical Yankee cheating.

Another first inning 2-run dinger let up by deGrom and we lose 2-0. Oh wait, we scratched out 1. Thanks for the run support, guys.

It was cold out there. Yankee fans showed up in the dozens. It reminded me of Shittifield 2009-2014 except we didn’t have a good team.

deGrom ended up letting up a bunch of fly outs in Shitti that ended up being dingers at the baby park known as Yankee Stadium. That being said, we didn’t hit any dingers. The numbers are so insane here. Drew and Tex and these old bums are batting .200 with double-digit dingers in April.

deGrom didn’t have his best stuff tonight. It was a real big game for a real young kid. I’d rather have him seeing this in April. It’s ok. It’s a tough stadium and a tough lineup designed to exactly this. Even Seaver got knocked around every now and again.

The Mets made several nice plays in the field and the Yankees made several boners. Capn’ Kirk legged out a double on shitty Junkees fielding and we gunned down a would-be double. Also, Murph had another bonehead play. Herrera may replace him.

The difference between this year and last year is that we are playing better on defense–not allowing a lot of 4 or 5 out innings–and can now score on 4-out innings, now that we’ve improved from dogshit hitting to just kinda bad.

I’m not worried baout deGrom. He’s smart. That’s his best asset. That’s what makes guys like Seaver the best. That’s why Colon is where he is today.

How bout them umps? I forgot that the umps always cheat for the Yankees, especially against the Mets. It is known. I forgot to mention that in the Preblow. Listen, the reason we lost is because deGrom didn’t have his best stuff and experienced his first super-duper-big game. Oh, and because we didn’t score any runs against an elite pitcher (with an arm that’s about to explode). The ump gave Pineda every call. Niese got ejected. Many others were threatened. The booth was furious at the ump. They could clearly tell the ump was more concerned with the Mets dugout than with the game at hand. Typical Yankee cheating bullshit.

Also, Hansel left a trail of bread crumbs all over the field. He stranded the bases loaded in his major league debut. He looked great.

Also, Keith said it was too cold out there for deGrom. Keith also said he booked an early flight for the next Mets road trip out to Miami. Oh, and the ump was wearing short-sleeves like a try-hard bitch.

We are 13-4. #HarveyDay tomorrow. Shake it off.

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