The Mets can clinch the Contender v Pretender Series tonight. Excellent. deGrom on the hill. Excellent. Lead by The Dude, The Mets have hit the ball (this week) and scored runs (against shitty pitching). Excellent.
Most excellent of all, like Malibu Stacy before him, Alex Torres has a new hat! Bighat is back! And his hat is more ridiculous than ever. Sick hat.