Oooooh baby that was the biggest lock ever. deGrom crushing it? 13 Ks? Bats in the previous inning? Let’s bring out the hook, Terry! Salas for the 8th. Brilliant. Fuck you, Terry. You’re a shill. Don’t give in to the Jewpon demands. Be a manager and not a little bitch. Get fired by Jewpon/Alderson instead. You know deGrom has to be in there. 
Let the record show that I said that Yelich and Stanton would go back to back to tie the game and then we would lose in extras. My bad! Should’ve known there’d be a 4-pitch walk in there somewhere.

We can’t beat the Marlins with Thor or deGrom. We are worse than the Marlins. Fact. 

P.S. Happy Jackie Day, Curtis! Nice trapple. You seem to always be motivated by Jackie Day. Play like that every day.