Breaking: Mets Get EYJr.

Wow just what we need! A player who we cut! He’s hitting .169 niiiiice. The impact bat we’ve been waiting for. His speed! Such speed!

Also breaking: Lucas Duda’s spine! I guess E.Y. can be his permanent pinch runner? Is that how baseball works?

2 thoughts on “Breaking: Mets Get EYJr.”

Smart move! Base stealing specialist will be crucial in playoffs!!!!

Let’s just fucking get in…and get stuck with a short pen and no Conforto and/or no Lagares?

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