Breaking: Mets Get EYJr.

Wow just what we need! A player who we cut! He’s hitting .169 niiiiice. The impact bat we’ve been waiting for. His speed! Such speed! 

Also breaking: Lucas Duda’s spine! I guess E.Y. can be his permanent pinch runner? Is that how baseball works?

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