Brewers 4, Mets 1
The Mets have lost 7 in a row. They have scored 9 runs during that span. Yes, you read that right.
And we knew it was going to happen, too. The second we peeped the lineup, we knew it was over. Tejada, Money Monell, Soup…just absolutely no way we were doing jack shit. Worst lineup in franchise history. Binghamton has a better lineup. So do the 51s.
Our lineup did this last night: 3 hits, 1 walk, 1 double play. 30 batters in total. Team BA of .100 niiiiiiice.
It was officially over in the bottom of the 1st inning, when Colon let up two runs. The game started at 8:10 and ended at 8:22.
Lucas Duda made mental error # 1 billion on the season. Claim your prize, Lucas! It was followed by what was scored a hit in the playbook, but only because Flores is a Mighty Oak at SS. Then, a run scored, making for immediate capitalization on our mental error and shitty defense.
Preblow: deGrom goes tonight. YOU KNOW THE DEAL!! CGSO OR BUST!! Nothing else can be said about the preblow. That’s it. CGSO or bust. That’s actually IT. There’s nothing else to report. Sandy Alderson is a Mighty Oak at GM, so nothing will move, and this shit will stay exactly the same, and it will be dogshit.