We don’t need to go over every minute detail of every preseason game. I’m resting my fingers and juicing accordingly for when the season starts. I don’t like reporting non-stories too much. Lots of blogs need to report on things every day because they’re bloggers first and baseball fans second. That’s fine. I don’t know why anyone would read that shit, but whatever.
Let’s recap the week, because some fun things happened.
1) Neil Walker, a month ago, said he’s thankful to be a Met so he doesn’t have to face Mets pitching. A few days ago, in a scrimmage game, Familia nailed him in the knee. Nice!
2) Cespedes, after outdoing himself each day with baller cars, showed up to camp with Thor on horseback. Ballin. Stars gotta shine. News!
3) Cespedes bought a pig, killed the pig, and ate the pig. Yum!
4) Mejia said the whole banishment thing is nothing more than a conspiracy against him. FOOTSTOMP!
There you have it. News. Whatever. We also tied today. Herrera hit an inside the parker. That’s pretty sweet. There couldn’t be a better argument for, “this isn’t news” than an exhibition game ending in a tie.
As we prep for the season, let me just thank you all for your readership and say that I appreciate the concerns over my lack of blogging. I’m not dead. Let me remind you that: 1) I don’t blog just to blog. If it ain’t news, it ain’t goin in here, and 2) If you want up-to-the-minute bullshit, go on twitter (@metsblowtweets for starters) or something. Everyone in this stupid world wants to be first. First to break a story. First to tweet that some dude did something wrong or whatever. Well remember that we here at Metsblow take pride in going last. We do things at our own pace. We actually take time to THINK, weigh opinions, and deliver the real news. LGM, LGMB