SNY just let Bobby Ojeda go and will probably sign Nelson Figueroa to replace him.

Does this sound familiar?

The Mets (or in this case, their network) can’t afford to keep an absolute stud beast fan-favorite with wisdom, insight, and skill and instead opts for a total scrub that’ll take the league minimum. Unfuckingreal. You can’t make this stuff up. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: The best part about being Mr. Metsblow is that I don’t have to do anything. I just hang out and wait for a friend (usually my brother or my boy Monster Max) to text me or for Metsblog or SNY or MLBN to report something and then I basically just copy & paste. The Mets are a catastrophic, comedic goldmine that consistently performs acts that are a microcosm for the organization as a whole.

P.S. No hard feelings to Nelson. I’m willing to give him a chance. He is my boy from Brooklyn, after all. It’s just that Ojeda was really, really great.

P.P.S. It is no coincidence that the Mets have cut ties with a player/person who criticizes them. Ojeda was vocal about his concerns with the organization and wouldn’t ya know it!? They cut him. That’s what he gets for speaking the truth.