How many times in the history of the sport have two players–in the same inning and on the same team–been struck with a baseball and each fractured a bone?

Will the Wilpons go out and sure up the squad? FUCK NO! They’re such cheap Jew fucks. We’re 10-3, on an 8 game winning streak, and I’m hitting the panic button.

The true curse is the evil Jew curse that the Wilpons have cast on the team. That and the bargain bin Dr. Nick medical staff they’ve hired.